What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 08:25

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?